Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
my liver is dry heaving
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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