Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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