i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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