it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
its not stalking. its research.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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