I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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