What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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