you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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