just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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