He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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