I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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