We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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