question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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