I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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