If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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