i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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