Plan B is the new Plan A
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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