You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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