I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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