Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
