We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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