it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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