My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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