Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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