Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Randomize
