i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Randomize
