I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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