Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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