I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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