Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
