Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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