I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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