I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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