If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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