So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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