Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Boobs are out for the taking
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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