Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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