I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
