just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
50% drunk capacity currently
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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