i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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