Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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