so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
What drink are we having for lunch?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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