Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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