please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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