Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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