he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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