i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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