Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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