she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
This is the high leading the old right now
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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