come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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