is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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