U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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